Season 9: The Finale
The Junior Mint
Jerry: Produce section. Very provocative area. A lot of melons and shapes. Everyone’s squeezing and smelling…
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ELAINE: Ummm, I love the smell of bakeries.JERRY: Oh look Elaine, the black and white cookie. I love the black and white. Two races of flavor living side by side [mumble?] It’s a wonderful thing isn’t it?ELAINE: You know I often wonder what you’ll be like when you’re senile.JERRY: I’m looking forward to it.ELAINE: Yeah. I think it will be a very smooth transition for you.
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ELAINE: Ummm, I love the smell of bakeries.
JERRY: Oh look Elaine, the black and white cookie. I love the black and white. Two races of flavor living side by side [mumble?] It’s a wonderful thing isn’t it?
ELAINE: You know I often wonder what you’ll be like when you’re senile.
JERRY: I’m looking forward to it.
ELAINE: Yeah. I think it will be a very smooth transition for you.(via The Dinner Party)
The Stand-In
KRAMER: Hey. (to Elaine) Hey how was your date with Phil Titola?
ELAINE: (to Kramer) He took it out.
(Shocked, Kramer acts like he just got a cold shiver down his back)
KRAMER: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can’t breathe in there. It’s in human.
I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.
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